billhitchert:

vajazzercise:

imagine if your eyebrows went all the way around your eyes

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

incrediblyhipster:

r3volutionv:

I found this in a parking lot :)

    If only L knows he should be looking in Texas…..

oh my god,I would have died

twatnip:

one time i got hit in the head with a soda

luckily it was a soft drink

 

(Source: abruhhamlincoln)